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27 of the Funniest Tweets from December 8, 2023
One guess was all he needed
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- By Ian Garner
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0 12 Hunky Bits of Trivia We’ve Photographed Nearly Nude for Our ‘Sexiest Facts of the Year’ Calendar
Awooga!
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- By Jesse
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31 Surprising Facts About Iconic Video Game Franchises
Turns out, the beloved Kirby was originally just a placeholder
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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“I’m So Proud Of You For Coming Out As A Furry”: George Santos’ Cameos Chronicled On TikTok
The disgraced former congressman has quickly become the Queen of bespoke celebrity shout-out videos
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- By Keegan Kelly
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29 Odd Facts That Will Turn Your World Upside Down
You can do WHAT with sticky rice?
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- By Eric B
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29 Famous Songs and Shows That Were Thrown Together Quick, Cheap or Both
Makes you wonder why studios give artists any budget at all
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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Robert Smigel’s Wife Bought Him The Triumph Puppet After He Made It Sniff Her Ass In A Furniture Store
Michelle Saks Smigel paid for the original Triumph puppet after her husband nailed a butt-sniffing bit
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bonkers Theory Says A Presidential Assassination Caused Garfield To Hate Mondays
You don't even want to know why Garfield loves lasagne.
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32 Fast-Food Meals That Could’ve Spent a Little More Time in the Oven
The food can be fast. But the ideas behind these menu items could’ve used some more time
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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The Buffalo Bills Coach Has Nothing on Bill Maher When It Comes to 9/11 Terrorist Praise
You say the terrorists had great teamwork? Hold my beer
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- By Matt Solomon
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33 Inadvertently Offensive and/or Terrifying Toys
Would somebody please think of the children?!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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We’re Doing Holiday Programming All Wrong
The U.K. solved holiday TV a long time ago. Why aren’t we copying them?
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- By Tara Ariano
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5 Animals That Used to Be Gods
Gods could throw up on any bed they wanted!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Chevy Chase’s Fall at ‘Christmas Vacation’ Event Doesn’t Even Make Personal Top Ten
C’mon, Chevy, you can fall funnier than that
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- By Matt Solomon
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The New ‘Frasier’ Recap, So You Can Skip It: Why Must Sitcoms Keep Ruining Their Best Surprises?!
And more questions sparked by the Season One finale, ‘Reindeer Games’
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- By Tara Ariano
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32 of the Funniest Things Said by People’s Family Members
‘Now you know why your grandfather’s dead’
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- By Ian Garner
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Norman Lear’s Family Sang His TV Theme Songs As He Passed Away
Lear’s son-in-law reveals that the legend’s final moments were spent ‘Movin’ on up’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Traditions That Ended Because the Public Just Couldn’t Handle Themselves
It’s all fun and games till a plane crashes
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- By Ryan Menezes
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24 Movies That Surprised Even the Most Cynical Viewers
‘Parasite’ really shook things up
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- By Amanda Mannen
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33 of the Funniest Stories from Former Class Clowns
‘I stole a sink’
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- By Ian Garner
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28 Medicinal Bits of Trivia Designed With Time-Release Technology to Provide a Steady Dose of Intellectual Relief All Day Long
Load these facts up like Pez and give yourself these sugary little brain jolts all day long!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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29 Creepy Murders That Remain Unsolved
There isn’t always a happy ending
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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